I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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