sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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