The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Randomize
