Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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