office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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