So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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