We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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