I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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