Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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