I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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