I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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