was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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