I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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