i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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