She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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