I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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