I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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