So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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