I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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