Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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