Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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