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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Can I color on your dick again?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I party with great urgency now.
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