We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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