So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
It's just like the Real World with babies
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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