His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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