Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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