Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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