I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I want to fling myself into the sun
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
