these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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