My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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