that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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