It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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