Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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