Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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