This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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