"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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