i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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