So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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