Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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