I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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