What a fucking waste of an outfit
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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