We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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