i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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