we need to drink 2009 down the drain
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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