if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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