This is not my ceiling
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Randomize
