Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
