Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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