no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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