Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
