im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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