Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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