He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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