if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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