were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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